I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

unhots my dog

Like harshesn Mello or kills my vibe

You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

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I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

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love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.

Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"