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When you see a girl with an ass that looks like someone took a bite out of the Macintosh logo
Straight after being rejected that nigga found himself a Macintosh hoe
The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.
Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!
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'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.
Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
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Am ambiguous phrase uttered on the Last Podcast On The Left.
“She was attacked by someone wielding what felt like a Dirty Macintosh”
A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!
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1. Absolutely fabulous actress, most recently known for her role as the witty, gorgeous and intelligent Doctor Beaumont in Australian drama, All Saints!
"Big deal, I can say where are my underpants in six different languages!"
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Gage Macintosh is a very strange man and usually is found in his bed eating his dogs ass. Gage is known to be the Bad Boy in school and all the lady’s fall for him. They also have really “soft dicks” they used for their cats.
Becky “Wow I would love Gage Macintosh to eat me out”
Sara “Too bad he’s mine back off”