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Your life isn’t complete without a Maddox he is kind caring generous and had the best smile and laugh. Maddox is a guy with the best personality. If I wanted to put it all in words I couldn’t because then it would never stop.
Get you a Maddox your you could die
Most amazing, person LIKE EVER. Seriously so sweet, no words can describe how awesome he is fr. It you get a maddox in ur life never ever let him go. He can always make you smile no matter what. Always there for you. Puts up with crAzy people like Alivia. Seriously insane. His laugh is so contagious and it'll give you literal butterflies 🦋. He'll try to tell you he's not smart but don't believe his pinocchio self. He's super smart. He's so good at singing that he won't sing for you in fear of making you jealous to his skillz. Doesn't like bugs but then again if you do ur scary. (Cough cough emma) bottom line is he's a keeper!!
Maddox is the BOMB
a rly cool person you should give a chocolate bar too.
eyyo Maddox here's a chocolate bar
1.) "Some old, greasy dude who uses the internet to cry about his likes and dislikes to the disaffected youth of America through semi-comedic rants."
- Oh come on now, could you pick an easier audience?
2.)"A self- proclaimed pirate."
- Lol, wtf is that about? Seriously, a pirate? Get an identity, you silly bastard. Do you hijack ocean going vessels and plunder them for booty or do you just download music illegally? Yeah...thats just sad.
3.)"A 30 year old man with a 12-16 year old following."
-you rock, Maddox!!!1 For realz!!1!1
"man, that chump was crying more than Maddox when his Ace of Base file didn't download!"
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