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A UK Magazine aimed mostly at Chav Women. Used to somehow justify claiming benefits of all kinds whilst breeding like rats.
My Mum shagged my boyfriend whilst I was giving birth to My Brother`s Girlfriend`s surrogate Child. Give Me £300 and I`ll tell the whole world about it in "Take A Break Magazine".
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When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.
Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.
Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.
Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine
A weapon magazine designed to hold a large number of cartridges (bullets). There is no official standardization on what constitutes “high capacity”, but more liberal states such as California and Maryland seem to argue it’s anything over 10 rounds.
The AR-15s 30 round mag is not a high capacity magazine, but actually it’s standard magazine capacity.
"Men's Health" is a monthly magazine in the supposedly (and originally) about health and fitness, but characterised by the multitude of topless men it depicts. It started in 1987 in the US, but is very popular in other regions (especially the UK). It is surprisingly popular despite its infamous reputation, and has an estimated circulation of about 1.85 million copies each month as of 2009. The editor in chief is David Zinczenko, and the magazine is something of a byword for an dull/homosexually-inclined thing to read. A typical article would be "Nine steps to a perfect 6-pack".
Christian was a massive fan of Men's Health Magazine, and used to sneak into his older brother's room to steal the latest issue.
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A magazine targeting Cornell University and Ithaca College students. Journalistic techniques include paraphrasing out-dated articles found on Google and claiming South Park as a legitimate source.
I didn't have to watch South Park....Kitsch Magazine already did for me!
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Throughout march you go old school, no digital porn for this month.
I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.
Something you have 57 more shells in
I got 57 more godamn rounds in this four round magazine