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Når en tykke gamer fortnite nørd rejser sig fra sin taber gamerstol og sætter kurs mod sin racerbil seng. Her fra vil han prøve at få øje på sin micro dong og med tommel- og pegefinger rive sig selv i fjederen, indtil hand mister pusten, hvor efter han vil give op og fundere over hvordan den eneste fjams han nogle sinde vil se er den han kom ud af.
Cc: HA du boller ikke en skid
Magnus: Næ jeg plejer bare at køre en dirty Magnus i stedet.
Cc: TABER!
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The act of plunging one's dick into the mouth of a ginger female and then shoving a magnum up their ass. Often occurs when your freezer is broken and you have extra magnums thus need to get rid of them. Can also be done with rockets however this is called red rocket Husted.
"honey, the freezers broke and the magnums are melting'
"Shit, I don't know what do you think
"Okay let's do the Magnum Magnus"
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The most kickass robot ever! It is a boss in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. It is controlled by Lord Crump, one of the antagonists in the game. It is followed by Magnus Von Grapple 2.0, an even more kickass robot. Of course, Mario defeats both, but not without some sweet fighting!
Crump: Buh Buh Buh! Meet my new invention: Magnus Von Grapple!
Mario: Oh hell, another one to defeat...
If you want to be like Magnus, you have to be Magnus enough.
What does this task include? It's simply:
1. You need to be the hottest, sexiest most jaw-drop-handsome looking chad in the room.
2. You need to be able to use your wording and charm to finesse yourself into any girls' pants of your choosing.
3. You need a massive cock, and a big pair of balls. If you dont have that, dont even think of being Magnus enough.
That's how simply it is.
How to use the saying "are you Magnus enough?"
Person1: "I'm going over to that hot girl over there"
Person2: "Are you Magnus enough to do that?"
If you know you know :wink:
If you are the Magnus Hunter James from Manila that we are looking for, please contact our team.
3 girls: Omg its Magnus Hunter James!!!!
Magnus Hunter James: How do you know me...
3 girls: If you know you know
Gay or extremely homosexual, for example, you know Bruce, he is soo Gabriel Magnus Dunn.
That kid who is kissing a boy is soo Gabriel Magnus Dunn
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A group of 3 best friends that started in 9th grade. None of them are fat but one is way taller than the others at 6’ and 220 pounds of muscle, he is also the oldest. The next oldest is also the thinnest and weighs 100 pounds he is also the shortest at 5’ 5”. The final one is the youngest and he weighs 156 pounds and is 5’ 7”
The Puer Magnus Brotherhood is coming at you to do absolutely nothing but tell you about Jesus we are not mean we are good Christian Boys
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