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Scummiest female ever. Dope head. Cleans up throw up, poop etc after druggies at the trap house get really messed up. Also performs oral on whomever.
Dumb trap maid, I can smell her over here 4 tables away.
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woman who licks and eats massive amounts of sperm
That bitch was one scullery maid
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Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.
"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"
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A female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.
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1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
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A trailer park lady that works really hard in order to spoil her freeloading boyfriend while he's out cheating on her.
Preston dropped his honey maid off at Motel 6 for her shift and went over to his girlfriend's house for a fun filled day of sex, pot and video games. He was excited it was pay day and only has to wait 8 hours to get his hands on an 8 ball.
It's when a guy sprays his jizz onto a girl's face through a strainer.
After visiting Niagra Falls, Bob gave Jill a maid of the mist for the full experience.