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She is the most beautiful human being you'll ever meet. No matter what, you will never forget her. She is a goddess. She is a friend to everyone, and you can't help but smile at her laugh.
In Greek mythology, Maja is a mountain nymph and the mother of the divine lust Hermes. She can make you fall in love with her in a second with her mysterious dark eyes, her dark shiny black hair, her beautiful smile, her surprising intelligence and more. She’s the most beautiful, perfect, intelligent, humorous, sexy, quiet and interesting friend/girlfriend/sister etc. on the planet. She’s also the best shoulder to cry on, she’ll try to understand you no matter what.Be grateful to have her in your life because when you’re gonna be on your death bed you’ll remember the memories you had with her and know you lived a great life.
Friend: *crying their heart out*
Maja: what’s wrong darling?
The best singer ever! Shes an alto and sounds so great! shes attractive and very funny. a really great and true friend
"I would love to have Maja as a Girlfriend!"
person 1: "damn look at that fat cow".
person 2: "yeah such a Maja".
Absolutely ugly and chats bare shit . When it comes to physical fights she backs off cause she can't handle it when people come at her . Can't keep her mouth closed but can't fight and is jealous of everyone .
1-Uno maja?
2-Eww the one that got banged
1-Yh she started beef wiv me
2-You'd be able to beat her up in seconds
1- I know
Probably a math teacher who makes their students’ lives a hell to live, probably gives homework which she doesn’t even check most of the time, probably already got two notices to stop being a teacher, probably would expel a student for not knowing math
Student 1: Oh have you heard of Maja, don’t go to her class it’ll be hell.
Student 2: Judging by others it will be even worse than hell itself.