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A failure to wear a mask correctly
Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.
A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.
We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.
A term used when a machine doesn't start or is faulty.
My wife malfunctioned while doing the dishes, so I gave her a lil kick.
When a female gets upset at simple things. When a female can't act right.
Tye'nesha is a whole malfunction.
She got mad over a female friend, the bitch is a malfunction.
Dor'qeesha talking too loud she bout to malfunction.
If a female get mad over food, she's a malfunction.