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A brand new epidemic of Manus has been discovered to be spreading around the globe via electronic devices such as cellular phones and other portable communication accessories.
The virus takes the form of an e-mail or text (SMS) message, and contains two deadly words: “Text” and “Manus” The message may also contain other words as well, trying to disguise its true form, but it still has the same effect no matter how many letters are displayed.
In order to get rid of the Text Manus, (Codenamed TM) you must forward the message in question onto another contact, then delete the original TM as soon as possible. The same rules apply as normal Manus, you are protected once you have passed the TM on, but if it falls into your hands, it has disastrous effects. The only difference between TM and palm-slapping Manus is that there is no way of blocking an incoming transmission
Phone: Beep Beep
User: Hmm, I have a message from an unknown number, let me see what it says
A short while later...
AHHHHHHHH I GOT TEXT MANUS! I GOTTA PASS IT ON ASAP!
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Sarda Zavya
Yo that guy is staring at that monitor lizards's ass, he definitely is a Marathi Manus
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A shortened name for Manuel.
Famous RS player that used to crash every war. No honor legend. Most commonly known as the Dominican Papi.
Manu Diaz tanked 399 opts of DI in p2p. What a beast!
That guy is so cool! That guy is so Manu!
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1. A huge nerd; outcast; Lamer; Troll
2. A lamer that insults others and wonders why nobody likes him
3. A nerd that pretends that he doesnt care about being insulted, because he thinks his attitude pisses the insulters off.
4. A lonley, lonley little boy that has nothing better to do than hang around people that hate him hoping he might find a friend among the vast amounts of enemies.
5. A guy that just has a good time pissing people off and hitting on people girlfriends even though he has no chance of getting a girl friend ever.
7. A god moder, no matter how much damage you do, he is miraculously undamaged. And can kill you a hundred times of with a single punch, or a level 100 Ultima spell.
9. A young boy unloved by anyone, and anything
10. An insult of the highest degree
Dude, Don't be such a Manus Dei
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Latin phrase litterally meaning "to defile with the hand." AKA MASTURBATION BABY!
Speaker 1: dude...i totally manu stupared myself last night while watching tv.
Speaker 2: SKEET SKEET!
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The NBA's bitch who plays for the Spurs and takes kidney shots at Kobe, who is infallable
Manu Ginobili. What a Bitch. I bet he likes it in the asshole
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