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The most toughest, finest, well respected, most feared ass kicking, never ever been defeated group of fine men and women in the world. We can destroy you in the Air, on land and in the sea! The Army can screw up my wet dream, the Navy gives us a ride and the air force is just sort of there.
When it absolutely must be destroyed over night, or the fate of the American way of life depends on it being destroyed, call in the real men...the Marines.
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Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent
The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.
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The one who keeps things in order.
This Marine will set things straight!
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Kick ASS Peeps who can take out Iraq in a few days but the damn Army has to get all the fuckin credits!
"Marines Report"
Marine General "What the fuck is Army General doing?"
Marine Genearl 2 "Waiting for us to go first becuase there pussies"
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They are the first in and last out. Marines are the guys who get called when shit needs to get done. Marines don't play around. Marines will fight you, fuck you, or run you a foot race... doesn't make a shit to them. Marines know of only one direction and it is forward. Marines are the fireman of the world, they go in when everyone else is running out.
Marines are at the business end when the world dials 911.
Marine A: We were taking fire for 16 hours, had 10 casualities, ran out of ammo and fought hand to hand with bayonets for three hours. We are Marines!!
Marine B: That's it? What the fuck did you do for the other 8 hours?
Marine A: Good Point!
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My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equiptment
Sir!
" Can't use the Gym Because its Full Of Fking MARINES....
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The act of staying extremely comfortable under the duvet in bed. Normally when hungover, or having taken a morning shower and realising one can go back to bed.
"Ah man, my class at 10 was cancelled but I was already up, not really feeling being awake though..."
"That's alright mate, just go back to bed for some marinating!"
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