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Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall
I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.
When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair
Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted
PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.
PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Gavin: "We should do that again."
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart
Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.
He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.
Mario Kart TeleVision (MKTV) produces recordings of all Mario Kart races with cinematic recording and editing.
Mario Kart Television will be on tomorrow morning at 10am sharp!