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a threesome between queen elizabeth II, paddington bear and sir captain tom moore
my top search on PornHub is marmalade sandwich; i love fascist sex!
Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."
"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
Phunky phresh and stylin. Mama marmalade is the one who brings the party, and lays it all out on the dance floor.
Lexie: what is this phunk n phresh feeling in my bones? I dance with the phunk of a thousand men!
Everyone: Lexie, you are the new host of mama marmalade. You dance the phunkiest because you possess the spirit and power of mama marmalade!
The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!