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In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.
"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."
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Usually in online communications, when one person says something very clever/funny at the same time to a person who was asking a stupid question. A third person may acknowledge the replier's effort by saying "Marry me!", effectively praising him/her on the cleverness of the reply.
OP: Do you like Justin Bieber?
Person 1: Yeah, I bet she has a tight vagina.
Person 2: @Person 1; MARRY ME!
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Gay married is the state of two people of the same sex joined legally. The distinction of "gay married" as opposed to just "married" denotes the inherently separate but unequal legal status they have achieved.
Finally, two men can go to Provincetown for the weekend and get gay married.
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A saint marry is a person that has not had sex yet or a virgin.
BOB: Damn, that girl is a saint marry.
Bill: No she is not man i stuck my pencil in her sharpener last night...
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The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.
“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*
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She is the best person to have at a party. But she is the biggest slut you will ever meet.
Damn did you see marry grace at the party last night?
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to marry someone for a very short amount of time. any amount of time less than three months
I'm going to Kardashian marry my girlfriend due to her saving herself for marriage.
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