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She likes food, italian food not brittish shit.
Brown-skin guys, go hard for her, let's get it on. Better if you have a house by the seaside.
She likes bycicles, korean food and arabic (not food, we are talking about boys).
GO HARD OR GO HOME
la mia mama i la mama de tutti Italia.
"Jauma, iu ar bitx"- Marta,2023
An Angolan goat.
Typically used when the grooms family cannot afford a dowry or wedding photographer. One may use a goat as dowry and the wedding photographer. Endangered species seen in London and Luanda.
Abdulrazak the 9th is planning to marry the love of his life, Abstinencia Maria Freitas, but her father demands three goats as dowry. Abdulrazak the 9th, a man of modest means can only afford two. Abstinencias mother suggests offering a Marta instead as a practical measure to cover some of the wedding costs. They live happily ever after
The most amazing person in the universe. She is intelligent, beautiful, kind, forward-thinking and creative. Marta will never let you down, she always has your back and is everyone’s favourite person. If you are friends with someone called Marta consider yourself lucky, they are rare and whatever relationship you have with them will be a long, meaningful and life changing one.
“Who is that?”
“Oh, that’s Marta, she’s lovely.”
Either a bisexual, lesbian or a weirdo.
Will make a comment about a girls tits/ass.
conclusion: total fuckward
Person 1: Damn! Look at those tits!
Person 2: Bro wtf, ur acting totally like a Marta
Marta je pica ktera ma furt problemy s hajzlem.
Cumte na Martu jaka je pica marta