1) Devout Feminists who exaggerate, lie, and mostly bullshit into getting what they want for attention and/or Validation.
2) A woman who lies on a super hero level in order to look politically correct for her feminist demi gods
Becky: I never had a one night stand
Doug: wow stan lee should’ve hired you to be the next Cappin Marvel!
Becky: Guys who make me laugh turns me on.
Also Doug: Hey everyone get out of here!! The Cap is real!!
wanda: is that captain marvel?
thor: yeah she powerful as fuck
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An asshat who sucks Stan Lee's dick.
MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible chatacters of them all, but we also have sorcerors, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."
(quoted by a marvel zombie)
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A movie was made March 8, 2019 and it was horrible. The entire movie gave off fake-feminism energy and entitled critics to say:
“It’s hard to remember Captain Marvel because it was boring.” -A.S. Hamrah, August 15, 2019
“Women and fans of female heroes deserved better than Captain Marvel (a mediocre entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).” -Nathaniel Rogers, August 8, 2019
“Awful, worst marvel movie yet.” -Valeria T.
“Bland and soul-less movie.” -Ian B.
“Wannabe Superman/Green Lantern/ Wonder women.” -Ashraful M.
“Definitely the saltine cracker of the Marvel industry. In summary, it sucked.” -Kayliana Scott
If you were planning to see this movie, good luck! It had a 53% audience rate. It was more of a filler for the next movie anyway.
Sam: Hey, have you seen Captain Marvel, the movie, yet?
Alex: I was going to because I love all of Marvel Comic Universe’s Movies, but I just saw the trailer and change my mind.
Sam: Good thinking. You don’t even need to see it to understand the Marvel finale anyway.
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the most powerful avengers
and who solos everyone
and is a great person
captain marvel is the worst
you are incorrect
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A strong, independent and often beautiful woman.
My crush is a really strong girl, a Captain Marvel.
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