Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.
Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.
A guy who would talk over you when you are having a convertion
Me: did you see the the game las
Matteo: WHO PUT A SINGLUR PIECE OF DIRT IN MY HOTBAR
that one cool guy whos good at boxing and knows how to make friends
also very charismatic if you ask me
Yo Matteo, you wanna watch the new Marvel Movie????
Matteo is someone who’s really handsome tall and 6’5 with curly hair and a long dick (1 foot 3 inches) hes amazing gorgues handsome amazing gets all the hoes
Bro i saw a matteo last night.
I wish i was a matteo
Matteo is a bocchinaro.
Matteo if ur reading this, suck my dick.
‘Raga Matteo (tassi) è proprio un bukkino’
‘Si fra concordo’
Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p
"Matteo es como un abuelo, con una polla grande"