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An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
Any jewish proctologist.
I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.
This is the male version of a Mauri. See Mauri
Girl a: OMFG HE IS HOT!
gilb b: he is such a Mr. Mauri
Girl a: totally!
verb, to be a girl, fooled around and used by a guy much older than you, just for his personal pleasure.
Look at that, it seems that he just hit it and quit is, Lisa just got mauried!
To be killed on The Maury Show
News reporter #1: Sha Tea was then stabbed on the tv show Maurey
News reported #2: Some would say she got "mauried"
a person who is fucking teribel at math
im so stupid
yeah like maurie
facts