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Trent Maxwell is a very beautiful and well sculpted boy. He longs to save lives and never misses a good night or some fun with his mates. A very attractive lifeguard who girls will chase. Generally with beautiful tattoos with beautiful meanings. Trent Maxwell has beautiful hair and dreamy eyes.
Wow that was an amazing rescue I bet it was Trent Maxwell.
I wish I could be just like Trent Maxwell:(
I wish I could be with Trent Maxwell.
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The most awesome anime person ever. From Gundam Wing(anime show) He pilots the gundam Death Scythe, the most awesomeness gundam ever because it has a beam-scythe. Duo also has an awesome braid.
Look!! It's Duo Maxwell!!
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a guy from brentwood ny that is realy jive and loves to stay alive baby.
hey you buggin andy maxwell,
I know im just trippin boo
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The dirty maxwell is the situation every wingman has been placed in, some point in their life. Its goes down like so:
The night is winding down, not quite last call yet, and your buddy has been sealing the deal with a chick the whole night, you are left driving the two of them back to the hotel you and your buddy rented for the night, with nothing to show for it but your dick in your hand, soon this will come into play.
The wingman then acts like hes to drunk to stay up, doing some oscar winning performance of passing out like an inebriated bum on the bed, maybe even throwing in a snore or two.
Meanwhile the ladykiller is beasting pussy in the next bed, on a john holmes kind of status, little to his knowledge, that his homeboy has rolled over, in plain site of this scene with an eye open, and his hand slowly stroking his dick, to not cause any suspicion his homeboy. You cant hate on these guys, they are just getting theirs after a failed night of being shot down.
Dude, last night jerrod was pulling a dirty maxwell in the bed next to me. For a split second i almost felt gay for making eye contact with him
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An obscure and appalling sex-act of unknown origins. Believed to involve the stimulation of an anus through various means, with or without the recipient's consent.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the Bedroom Dog Killer? He's struck again!
Person 2: Oh Lord... what's he done this time?
Person 1: Gave his own dog a Pink Maxwell then dusted his tracks. Poor thing never stood a chance.
Person 2: Ho-Lee-Fuk! He must have been suffering from dissociative fugue and thought it was his ex-wife!
a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.
fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
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When a woman or man performs fellatio and licks and swallows every last drop of ejacualate after he comes. Derived from the ad for Maxwell House Coffee which slogan is "Good to the last drop."
"Man,that chick loves to suck cock! I blew a huge load and she maxwell housed every last drop!"
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