may or may not have

an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.

most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.

sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.

Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.

Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.

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mai

A girl who is very illiterate and spends a lot of time on twitter especially in group chats.

mai doesn’t know how to spell lmao.

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Mai

Hot, Strong, Tall, Big Dick Having Trans Male Name. Always In A Fight Or Talking About Someone. Everyone Is Scared Of Him. He Is Not One To Be Fucking With Or He Will Steal Yo Girl Or Yo Sexy Milf Mom

“Oh Shit, Here Comes Mai”

“I Gotta Go Man. He’s So Fucking Scary For No Reason”

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may

usually a name of a rude person. is unkind and selfish. makes horrible jokes. may is also the name of many dumb people. people named may are usually ugly and are diagnosed with obesity.

child: “mommy someone in my class answered a question about plants with “uranus” haha.”

mom: “she’s probably a may.”

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mai

can also be used 2 say my.. like anotha way of writing it mah

hey dya have mai shit dere with yo?

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be that as it may

A phrase used by someone who has been proved wrong with factual evidence. Instead of admitting their wrongness, they will simple reiterate the same argument and add "be that as it may" to suggest that they are compromising and admit some fault, but really don't feel any differently.

Person 1: I think your dog is shedding all over the couch

Person 2: Be that as it may, you still should vacuum it.

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Mai

Something that is usually an asian. It can speak english in a funny accent and is always corrected by some other asian object of sexual desire. It is usualy found in its natural habitat inside a vinnies store searching for bargains. it is typically a lesbian. and does not eat KFC. most commonly it is found with a clump of dead womans hair on its head. this thing has no sense of direction a 'mai' usually gets lost and acts confused in any situation. A mai cannot drink alcohol or will turn fire engine red. if a mai has alcohol in its system it will act disoriented and stumble. do not approach a mai if it is drunk or if you are black. a mai is attracted to cu den and is very good at drawing naked people

She is so mai. that is such a mai thing. that animal is a mai. oh my god its a mai!

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