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“meat sniffer”, the private school version of saying “gay”because the good Christian teachers banned it
Kyle’s an Oscar Mayer whiffer!
An extremely lazy, but very good girl (feline), who loves her boxes.
"Maya a.k.a. Mayer is da girl of da world...she's a box Mayee!"
A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.
Don't you just love it when Cole Mayer (The Mole) rages at 2k18 in the middle of your conversation.
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When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.
The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.
That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.
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Tricking Google's SEO algorithm so you show up on page one for a somewhat tricky random target.
Aunt Becky pulled a John C. Mayer, and now her blog is #2 when you Google him!
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When a person is given so much wine, and an unknown quantity of any other number of substances so they are no longer able to make clear judgement decisions.
Raul handed Becky a big, black, bottle of wine, hoping desperately she would get Paul Mayer’d… never to remember what might happen.
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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age