med float widow

The unfaithful wife of a Marine or Sailor who is deployed to the Mediterranean Sea

Guy 1: "A big unit must of just deployed last week because over the weekend the bars will suddenly filled with single women."

Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"

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pre-med student

A person who wants to help society by helping people get better. They are caring people who want to go to medical school.

My best friends are pre-med students and med school students. They are AWESOME.

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Mikolay med C

his nick name will be "Torstein" because of friends

Friend 1: yo, that is Torstein aka Mikolay med C
Friend 2: ok

flea med head

The effect that flea medicine applied to the back of a cat’s head has to its hair. Similar to “bed head” but for cats.

Trouble is still rocking the flea med head, even though we put on the Frontline 2 days ago.

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Off your meds

Used to describe someone who is tired of other people's bullshit and lies and calls them out on it. To deflect, the person being called out cries "you're off your meds".

"You're off your meds" the morbidly obese sociopath wrote when i called him out for lying about me for the past 11 years.

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camp med-o-lark

best camp ever!!! So Good

Camp Med-O-Lark is the camp y'all.

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take your meds schizo

Take your medicine (you) schizophrenic.

Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.

"JEWISH LIZARDMEN WANT TO EAT THE WHITE RACE ALIVE"
"take your meds schizo"

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