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UC Merced

The anus of the UC system, a deprived crap-hole of subpar academic misery and social depravity that is accepting anyone who applies. The typical student was rejected from every other UC but wanted to pander to the fact that they attended a school with the "name" that implies prestige (when in fact none exists at all) but in reality offers nothing but subpar academics, shitty and socially isolating location and a laughable four year college experience. Did I mention UC Merced is being considered for the chopping block? Bet the Regents wish they could have seen the financial cuts coming! Merced will be the bellwether for the great budget deficit of our time.

Guy 1: Dude, I got rejected from all my top schools. And even SDSU and Cal Poly
Guy 2: Bro, that sucks to be you. So where are you headed?
Guy 1: UC Merced! But I'm probably going to transfer out...
Guy 2: Riiiiighhtttttt

by Real UC Student April 15, 2011

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Angry merc

In rocket league if you see a merc then it’s likely to be an angry merc. The angry mercs use amazing tactics like demos to win. Are you going to join the cult of the angry merc?πŸ₯Ά

Rhythmic: Oh no they have an angry merc on there team
Teammate: oh no we are screwed

by Rhythmic February 17, 2021


Alexander Merced

The coolest nigga you’ll ever meet

β€œI’m friends with Alexander Merced”

by usernametheusername March 10, 2020


alexander merced

The coolest nigga of all time

β€œYes.” - Alexander Merced

by usernametheusername March 10, 2020


merc

1)The act of mercking.
2)To perform a certain task.

1) Hey, merc me a beer.
2) Merc that light, will you?
3) Damn, I mercked the hell outta that bitches pussy last night.

by KushMe June 27, 2006

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UC Merced

University of California, Merced. Brand new, just started in 2005. Whether people will want to spend four years in Merced is anybody's guess at this point.

Person 1: Damn, man, I live in the 559 and I couldn't get into UCLA, but I don't wanna be stuck at some dumbass Cal State.

Person 2: Have you applied to UC Merced?

by Snatar October 1, 2006

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immi-merce

Immigrant commerce or, 'diaspora management' of the 'brain-gain' in countries like India where rich Indian investors are going back (mainly from the UK and the US...), to invest in their homelands.
See diaspora networks for reference.

Immi-merce is also starting to make good economic effect in Jordan with Jordanian-American businesspeople are trying to look around for investment opprotunities in this land of camel-kicking nothingsville!

by hammer---;, hytham May 3, 2007

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