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1. A gay male who does not yet know it, rationalizing his sexual preference as fashion sense.
2. phrasal synonyms: "in a transparent closet", "flying under his own gaydar", "rafting down d' Nile", "thinking his Zima is a Guinness"
A subject of one of the following conversations:
A)
"What metrosexual Bruce likes about dating Linda is that it doubles his wardrobe, he saves money on skin cream, and she brings home drunken guys so he can blow them."
B)
MALE FRIEND ONE: How come Bruce is missing the game?
MALE FRIEND TWO: I don't know. He said something about "a sale at Express"...?
MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "Express"?
MALE FRIEND ONE: It looks like he's gone metrosexual. It's only a matter of time before he introduces us to a "special friend."
MALE FRIEND TWO: Aw, man. Just last week I heard him say something about how "pink is this year's fuchsia."
MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "fuchsia"?
C)
TRISHA: Things are getting weird with Bruce. You know, ... in the bedroom....
ASHLEY: Uh, oh... But he's got such cute hair and you guys like to go shopping together. I'm sorry, sweetie. I thought - except for fighting over closet space - you guys had a real thing, there.
TRISHA: Yeah. He seemed more in touch with himself. Different from most guys. But, the other day he said he wants to "try something a little different."
ASHLEY: Oh... Like with Rick? Just tell him he has to make do with one girl at a time.
TRISHA: No. No, it's different. Um...
ASHLEY: I know. You're scared, but go ahead and do the anal thing. All guys want it. Just get some lube and make him go slow. He probably won't be that into it that much anyway, after he tries it.
TRISHA: No. I'm not afraid of the anal sex. Well, not exactly, anyway...
ASHLEY: Well, don't leave me hanging, here. What's got you so freaked out?
TRISHA: He wants me to wear a strap-on.
ASHLEY: Sure, so you just... You just... Waitaminute - a strap-on? You mean, like, for him?
TRISHA: Uh huh. I think he's a ... a metrosexual! <breaks down sobbing>
ASHLEY: Jeezus! I told you you can't trust a man with thirty pairs of shoes....
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A narcissistic, urban, financially established male, who is influenced by consumerism and media proliferation to conform his identity with changing images of masculinity found in men’s style press, advertising and popular culture.
Admired by thousands of young men, David Beckham, was a prime example of the narcissistic metrosexual and changing masculinity in popular culture.
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A man who spends too much time on his appearance. Spends time perfecting everything about the way they looks. Resembles a homosexual isn obvous ways of preparing themselves and presenting thier atire.
Leo Dicaprio is a metrosexual.
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A vodka martini away from being gay.
Girl: He's so pretty
Guy: F'ing metrosexual
Girl: I want his number
Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.
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If a guy got swapped into the body of a woman, the metro would still be able to get dressed in time for work...
Stans and his metrosexual past gave him the knowledge to easily sort thru the complete mess of make-up, hair products, shoes and fashion this lady had so he could fix his hair, find matching panties and a sexy outfit just in time to catch the 8:30 train.
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1. A person who is straight but acts really really gay.
2. Always gels hair, shaves legs, and waxes eyebrows
3. Loves to tan naked with other men
4. Loves steamrooms with naked men
5. Masturbates with men he meets an hour before
6. All in all, "Ryan Yamada"
"Hey megan, i shaved my legs, waxed my eyebrows and gooch, and sucked dick all the way on the ride here. My name is Ryan Yamada and i'm metrosexual."
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simply a male who is socially gay but straight in the bedroom.
> gino got his nails done and went tanning today
- i think he is gay , i don't know any straight guys who carry a purse around
> actually hes metrosexual and his girlfriend is a hottie
girls love metros
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