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metrosexual

A narcissistic, urban, financially established male, who is influenced by consumerism and media proliferation to conform his identity with changing images of masculinity found in men’s style press, advertising and popular culture.

Admired by thousands of young men, David Beckham, was a prime example of the narcissistic metrosexual and changing masculinity in popular culture.

by mcmvanbree January 5, 2006

38πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


metrosexual

A man who spends too much time on his appearance. Spends time perfecting everything about the way they looks. Resembles a homosexual isn obvous ways of preparing themselves and presenting thier atire.

Leo Dicaprio is a metrosexual.

by ms. moo moo December 26, 2003

57πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Metrosexual

A vodka martini away from being gay.

Girl: He's so pretty
Guy: F'ing metrosexual
Girl: I want his number
Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.

by Surfer Dude March 23, 2006

38πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


metrosexual

If a guy got swapped into the body of a woman, the metro would still be able to get dressed in time for work...

Stans and his metrosexual past gave him the knowledge to easily sort thru the complete mess of make-up, hair products, shoes and fashion this lady had so he could fix his hair, find matching panties and a sexy outfit just in time to catch the 8:30 train.

by eliotno3 June 26, 2010

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


metrosexual

1. A person who is straight but acts really really gay.
2. Always gels hair, shaves legs, and waxes eyebrows
3. Loves to tan naked with other men
4. Loves steamrooms with naked men
5. Masturbates with men he meets an hour before
6. All in all, "Ryan Yamada"

"Hey megan, i shaved my legs, waxed my eyebrows and gooch, and sucked dick all the way on the ride here. My name is Ryan Yamada and i'm metrosexual."

by Big massive chode June 8, 2007

27πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


metrosexual

simply a male who is socially gay but straight in the bedroom.

> gino got his nails done and went tanning today

- i think he is gay , i don't know any straight guys who carry a purse around

> actually hes metrosexual and his girlfriend is a hottie
girls love metros

by kareemo January 25, 2006

26πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


MetroSexual

Defining a straight man who is very in tune to hip, urban lifestyle. He is immaculate in his appearance and doesn't mind spending huge amounts of money on clothing and shoes as well as skin and hair products. He also may spend large amounts of time in a gym or health facility because of his obsession with his body. Although he is straight, his trendy, stylish appearance may be more closely associated with that of a gay male.

straight-man
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gay best friend
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METROSEXUAL

by CazualTee November 24, 2003

48πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž