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Where the hardest fucking people are born in Ajax, Ontario. About 90,000 people in the town but monarch is where the hard as fuck people come from. (Blancos)
"Those Monarch mews people are hard as fuck"
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Wasting too much time watching cat memes and videos.
She sunk to a mew low after she subscribed to #kitty memes on all her social media accounts.
Mocha, aka Soda. The best trap around the site formly known as mewe.
New Jersey native who has starred as Jay in all save one of Kevin Smith's movies, whom he has known since approx. age 14, after becoming friends with Walt flanagan and Bryan Johnson (later famous as Walt and Steve-dave). He has suffered with drug addiction at various points in career, although lately has kicked the habit and is living with Kevin smith and his family. His kicking the habit is strengthened in smith's new movie as jay and silent bob are Drug free... but not any more mature.
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Im gonna finger fuck 'er tight little asshole finger fuck her n' teabag my balls... where where? in her mouth? where where? in my mouth
*wails of laughted from Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith as Mewes has said 'my' instead of 'her'*
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When mentally unstable middle-aged women desperately attempt the notion of "fine dining" on a woman's cooter with no idea of what the hell they are doing. Usually involving their hands placed on their face while they end up slightly sticking their tounge in and out of their mouth, much like that of a kitten attempting to drink water......nowhere close to the clitoris AT ALL! Note: This is no way due to lack of lesbian experience, as much as lack of any sort of sexual know-how.
ex- Rent "Psycho Lesbian Babes from the Mental Ward IV". Watch the scene in which adult film screen actress Martha Hess, attempts to go DOWN TOWN JULIE BROWN!
That whore was a mew mew kitty fuck. I need a good carpet munching NOW!
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Spending New Years at home, alone, with a bunch of either scary, docile, or just plain old annoying cats.
Man 1:Hey bro! Was Man 3 at your New Years party?
Man 2: Na I think he was celebrating Mew Years this year.
Man 1: Bummer...
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A fictional disease of the liver. contracted from Felines.
pewmewiticulitus
My cat Mr. Fluffybottoms gave me pew mew.
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