A school full of hoes,Maniacs , and ops. Where you canβt wear shit but polos and khakis. Where girls sleep with every nigga they see. A bunch of shit talkers but wonβt fight. And probably the worst school in lil Havana with the worst food.
Letβs slide to Slam Miami .... nah shit ass
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The embodiment of evil.
Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader and The Wicked Witch of the West aren't as evil as the Miami Heat.
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A group of thugs who fight the University of Florida International, using a helmet as a weapon.
They acted like the Miami Hurricanes - complete heathens.
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STD.
Lebron James got Miami Heat when he had sex with 64 virgins.
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Convincing your partner to rim you, and when their tongue touches your asshole letting a really loud fart rip.
My girlfriend washed my jeans with a 20 in the pocket, so I gave her a miami trumpet that night.
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The disgusting prank of jacking off and literally jizzing off a balcony, especially from luxury living quarters and during a time of clement weather. It's difficult to know what's worse, Miami show or bird shit.
Dude, we were just walking down this block downtown and out of nowhere we got some white shit in our hair. I think it was Miami snow...
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Miami girl, your average floridian woman who reigns superior to others. typically super high maintenance and always in her bag.
She's so high maintenance.
I know right, such a Miami girl.