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The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes
Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.
Michael Jordan: What is the question?
Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?
*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.
wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.
The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)
Michael Jordan is the GOAT!
ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan
michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE