micro twat

a pussy so tight you come after two pumps.

I came in two seconds after I put my my meat wand in the micro twat of that hot ass asian bitch.

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Micro peen

Short for micro penis, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.

That person who just drove by me in that Honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!

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Über Micro

Über ==> The word 'Über' is taken from German and is used in exactly the same way by an English slang speaker as a German speaker would. Über in German literally means 'Over' or 'Above' and is often merged with other German words to emphasise their excellence. e.g. "Übersoldat" or "Over-soldier" literally translated. In English, we would sooner say, "Super-soldier", but the meaning is the same.

Micro ==> in strategy games: short form of "micromanagement"
conrast to macro/-management

controlling single units; do as many meaningfull actions as possible; special moves

in matches between 2 players with same tactical skills, the one with the best micro wins

Über Micro ===> like, Über Micro

Made Popular by the Pure Pwnage guy AKA teh Pwnernator AKA teh Pwnerer AKA guy who PWNs alot

Woukd you rather date a rich guy, or a guy with Über Micro? and the answer is: a comprehensive RICH GUY... sorry pwnerer

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Trend Micro

One of the most horrible antivirus products in existance; see Norton and Mcafee definitions for similar examples of corporate crap.

Me; hmm I think ill play a game.
Trend Micro; Oh, hes playing a game. Time to update now! And clearly lets not be discreet about it, but how about we minimize his game and pop up a HUGE window that cannot be closed saying TREND MICRO IS UPDATING!!!.
Me; omfg...i just lost the game...runs uninstaller for Trend Micro.

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uber-micro

This is basically a superlative of micro used in Pure Pwnage episode two.

Would you rather date a guy with lots of money or uber-micro?

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micro-cheating

Small acts considered disloyal within a relationship, nothing too serious but not innocent either.

An example would be holding a door open for lady, or extending the ass of a sim or kissing your hand.

Girlfriend: Babe, are you cheating on me!?!?
Me: Only microscopically, its called micro-cheating.
Girlfriend: So you've been having sex with other girls!?!?!?

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Uber-Micro

Pro-game talk for skills

"I'm going to like show those like girls my like uber-micro."

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