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A petty guy who enjoys Urban Dictionary way too much. His proudest moment is when a definition he put up for someone's name just to make a point actually gets published.
"This bitch just put my name on Urban Dictionary as a bunch of insults!"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"
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A guy who is just loving and very handsome. If you're a girl, you'll instantly fall in love. Even makes will secretly fall in love with him too! He's amazing.
Girl Dude Mike is so hawt
Guy Replys He's really Hawt
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Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.
Mike: * hints that he likes me*
Me: * oblivious*
(3 weeks later)
Mike: *has a girlfriend*
Me: ;-;
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This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
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A nickname for a skinny ass white boy whos name is actually michael. They tend to be fake and trick valnurable girls so they can get what they want. They tend to be very horny and very shallow. They will take any ass they can get but they will only date girls who they think are smoking hot. Basically they dont care about anyone but themselves and will do anything for a good laugh.
Omg I cant believe I fell for Mike again im so stupid!
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A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.
Hey Mike, " Nice Mock Turtle Neck Fuck Face."
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