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Never figured out why she became famous - can't act and can't sing. Watched 15 minutes of her Hannah Montana and decided to go jack off instead.
She is perhaps the worst role model for any kids I have ever seen, isn't it kind of funny how parents frown upon teens/kids watching porn but lets them watch Hannah Montana. My sister watched a few episodes of it then she started wearing short short skirts like Miley - last time she was allowed to watch it again.
Her acting skills consists of being stupid, loud, and obnoxious to get the attentions of the ill fated 4-10 year old audience that's watching her.
LOVES attention, and she gets it by doing dumb ass things that she know will ensure her time on TV and media like - smoking a bong, going out in public without panties, wearing 5 lbs of make up, short short skirts, take inappropriate pictures doing porn-like activities and justifying it as a mistake and that she is "still young and immature".
I've figured out what Miley Cyrus was born to do - Porn industry. I've watched her show and listened to her music, both sucked and shouldn't be allowed to publish. If she appears in a porn video I would definitely watch it. Its about the only talent she has. She and Lindsay Lohan should make a movie together---
Once she hits 18 year old (and after a few adult parties, drunk driving, cat fights, heroine overdose, kissing a few girls) - BAM! Porn movie.
Wearing short short skirt dancing poll dancing...
Parents of watching 5 year olds: WHY ARE YOU POLL DANCING YOU KNOW THERE IS KIDS WATCHING YOU - YOUR A BAD EXAMPLE ( gets publicized and all over the media)
Miley Cyrus lame attempt at defending herself: "HEY, I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS SUPPOSEDLY "BAD" - BUT HEY, I'M ONLY A KID, I'M STILL VERY IMMATURE, AND HAS LOTS TO LEARN!!!!!"
Yeah, nice excuse. It's getting old though, better come up with a new one.
See Lindsay Lohan
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1. Disney's attempt to continuous let your children to be subliminally trained to become a dumb whore.
2. A cunt who has zero unique musical talent. I'm not even sure if she actually has any talent beyond anything on an elementary level. She's just has a cute girly voice, a sexualized face that I'd love to pool shoot with my cock, and a little body that makes hormones rage.
The climb is a shitty song by miley cyrus, featuring a rip off of the old philosophy to keep trying, terrible vocals, constant indirect metaphorical lyricism - blah blah blah, and not one good musical sound.
The song has been used as leverage to give her legit ground, and seeing 90% of the people suck at life they just can't see how the so called talented, who are actually nothing more than slutty singers, are turning little daughters into nothing more than fucking confused about sex/life tools.
You are a bad parent if you think Miley Cyrus, is okay or worst yet better than okay.
Learn to swim.
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A slutty whore who thinks she knows everything but in fact, if her hair was to ben dyed blonde everyone would think that is her natural hair color. She obvisoly wants to be the next Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lohan/Brittney Spears (but without the come back) Half of the population loves her and the actually sane people hate her and wants to drive over to her house just to run over her. Her 20 something ex-boyfriend use to live with her and is basically the biggest bitch on the planet.
Amy: Miley Cyrus is so awsome I love her!!!
Sammantha: What the hell! are you stupid you whore! Only the stupidest bitches in the world think she is awsome. She is a SLUT!!!
Amy: whoa chill.
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A talentless whore that always seems to be singing about herself and her wonderful life as being a rich spoiled brat. Her voice can kill an elephant yet the deaf tweens (11 yr old fatties chicks) in the world would pay money to see her stupid cliche movies and concerts. She sings extremely loud and off key all the time yet is always voted as best pop singer at kids choice awards. She is such a great role model for the young generation out there, posting porno pics on her myspace and dating underwear model that are over 18 yrs old (Sarcasm). All miley cyrus haters are counting the days til her life is fucked up the ass like those other disney stars.
Miley Cyrus: Hey y'all, how you doing tonite?!?
Tween Droans: OMG OMG OMG Miley Cyrus we love you. We dont care if we pay 100$ to see your shit concert bcuz we want you to get rich off of our parents money while you run around with your top off WOOOHHH!!!
Miley Cyrus: Thats great y'all, well then lets get this concert going!
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A stupid Hilary Duff bubblegum pop-singer wannabe who cannot act or sing to save her life and irritates everyone in the room. Has the stupidest TV show ever with the dumbest plot about how a teenage girl transforms into the pop star Hannah Montana at night. Apparently a blonde wig fools everyone. It was stupid also because the show began when she was like 13 and in 7th grade. Who the hell would go to a concert that featured a 13-year-old kid singing?! How many people was she really fooling into thinking she was old enough to BE a pop star?! She also tries extra hard to shed her good-girl image but every attempt only makes her look more pathetic and immature.
Guy #1: Oh my God, did you see those pictures of Miley Cyrus with her dad?! Guy #2: Dude, I know right! Here's a tip for ya, if you want to shed your good-girl image, don't take adult pictures with your DAD ON SET!!!
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It really has become slang, or code name, for street drugs. I have heard it for both cocaine and molly.
Rick Ross (believe it lyrics): Sellin Miley Cyrus in my brand new Monte Carlo
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A talentless slut who sings pathetic pop songs. She is the epitome of all things evil and wrong. Her music is stupid and unoriginal. Her death would bring about celebration and joy. Her alter ego Hannah Montana is just as much as a whore as Miley, only blonde.
Teeny Bopper Disney-Lovin Bitch: OMGZ miley cyrus is teh shitz!!!111111
Normal Person: GOOD GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME! BURN IT BURN IT!
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