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military intelligence

a contradiction in terms. it's a no-brainer.

they went looking for weapons of mass destruction in 2001, that Colin Powell's military intelligence said were there. as a result there are 150k dead civillians, around 12k dead soldiers and 25k wounded, as a direct result of the wars forced on Iraq and Afghanistan. He need have looked no further than any American state.....like Utah or Israel.

by Hedley Clubnobber September 27, 2006

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military whore

A whore who goes after soldiers , because they enjoy the lifestyle that a solider can offer and money or they just like getting there hole filled by an English soldier in uniform , the worst of these culprits can be found in Germany espically the Paderborn area

Me : fuck !! she with another soldier ??

Mate : well that sanny is a well known military whore

Me : can't be many more that she hasn't fucked

Mate : a few left mate, a few and by a few I literally mean three

by _catchypoley_ March 3, 2016

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French Military

One of the most powerful military in the world
Despite what people say, they are not a bunch of surrender monkeys
They have some of the most advanced weapons in the world and supply many countries with weapons

one of the main reasons they get so much ridicule is because they refused to join US in the invasion of Iraq and because of WW2. Contrary to popular belief, the French did not just surrender, they still had the Free French Forces and the French Resistance who were truly valiant

During World War I, 1.4 million French soldiers were killed as they fought with bravery and gallantry and there are many more stories of gallantry like this

French Military has among the highest military victories in the world having been in over 150 major wars in the last 2000 years, they have won 110 of them

by ksdfafas34 February 9, 2012

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Indian Military

As weak as their international cricket team, and whinge just as much too.

We want Hogg banned for sledging! We want Harbahjans charges for sledging dropped! We want Bucknor taken out of the next test! If you dont comply ... we'll stop sending you curry and putting wankers in your call centres! We are the Indian Military!

by TonyD=) January 10, 2008

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military tuck

The excuse someone gives when they get caught masturbating in the bathroom of their office building.

No, no I was just giving myself a military tuck.

by Security Steve December 13, 2010

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military school

A military academy. Or, as more loosely used, any kind of strict educational institution where, you -- the conscriptee -- can expect to receive lots and lots of discipline. Enrollment in such a hellhole is something parents (especially fathers) use to threaten their unruly or nonconformist sons.

EXAMPLE:

' Bunny was sent away to military school, an institution devoted to homicide and absolutely humorless obedience, when he was only ten years old. Here is why: He told { his father } Dwayne that he wished he were a woman instead of a man, because what men did was so often cruel and ugly.

' Listen: Bunny Hoover went to Prairie Military Academy for eight years of uninterrupted sports, buggery and Fascism. Buggery consisted of sticking one's penis in somebody else's asshole or mouth, or having it done to one by somebody else. Fascism was a fairly popular political philosophy which made sacred whatever nation and race the philosopher happened to belong to. It called for an autocratic, centralized government, headed up by a dictator. The dictator had to be obeyed, no matter what he told somebody to do. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 17 (Pages 179 - 180).

by Dinkum February 20, 2014

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Indian Military

One of the top militaries of the world,The indian army has 3.8 million troops being the 2nd largest army on earth, 4th largest air force in the world,and 5th Largest Navy in the world,The Indian Armed Forces also have a large Coast Guard but the rank is not known. Ultimatly, India's Militaries strength is 3rd ranking in the world. It is also known that india currently has 900 Nuclear bombs.

Several reports have mentioned that the Indian military will be an even greater force to reckon with in the future given the twin advantage of economic growth and an increasing population.

Dude 1:Dude? The Indian Military has 900 nukes?
Dude 2:Yeah crazy huh, thats enough to blow up pakistan over and over and take kashmir.
Dude 3: Yeah but somehow they are never able to take hold of kashmir!

by HyphyKid May 2, 2007

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