fit as mince

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

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Mince and cheese pie

Occurs during anal sex when the male cums into a girls asshole as she excretes poo making a mixture that resembles a mince and cheese pie.

Tim told his girlfriend to take a shit before they had anal sex to avoid making a mince and cheese pie.

Lean Mince

a term used to describe someone who you suspect is a homosexual

Lean Mince = "hahaha, look at that guy. his mince is so lean"

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scroaty mince sac

Delicacy native to Scotland... 'HAGGIS' to give it's correct term.

"I'll have a wee portion of your 'Scroaty mince sac' and give me some tatties and neaps aswell, that will be great thanx.

"You've got a face like a scroaty mince sac".

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Big Mincing Bitch

In popular usage, an especially effeminate homosexual man

Craig from Big Brother is a big mincing bitch

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mince meat pickle

a slang term for your penis

have you ever tasted a mince meat pickle?

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minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

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