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The Minnesota goodbye is the process Minnesotans go through when saying goodbye at a get together or party. The process is rarely short – normally it lasts between 10 and 30 minutes and involves commonplace conversations, often an extension of what folks were talking about earlier at the get-together.
The Minnesota goodbye kept them out standing in the cold until they had minor frostbite.
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A very good football team who usually play well in the regular season, but CHOKE when it comes to a Super Bowl.
Did you hear the Minnesota Vikings won the Division?
ya but wait till the playoffs
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When your dick shrivels up due to cold weather
It was so cold that my dick shriveled into a Minnesota tadpole
Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.
During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"
A city in Minnesota USA, largely dependent on the hotel buisness due to its Mayo Clinic, which gives it the name "med"-city. IBM has a plant in Rochester, and these two big "businesses" virtually dominate the jobs in Rochester, almost everyone’s mom or dad works at either of the two.
Lots of free time, lots of drugs, and a growing crime rate ever since it was pronounced the best place to live in the US in 93 or 94.
It’s about an hour away from the only other city in Minnesota that matters, the twin-cities, and has several small towns surrounding it. Drug dealers usually reside in these small towns.
There are four major highschools; John Marshall, Mayo, Century, Lourdes (private). Many other alternative schools for the dumbasses that drop out or get kicked out of the other schools( ROC, Studio Academy, Schaffer Academy...) The teenagers go to "rock" town from surrounding towns, exclaiming it’s the shit. Yet they usually just end up cruising Broadway for hours on end, showing off their extreme skill of burning gas and blaring loud music. Then the teenagers from this "rock" town go to the cities, saying that Rochester sucks and there is "never anything to do here". In the end, it’s a great place to live, and just take some time to notice what there really is to do.
The growing rate of Rochester is staggering, and already tops 100,000 people, with over 7,000 visitors at any given time. A four year college is believed to be a possibility in the near future, and will most likely make rochester, truly , a radical place to live.
"hey man, lets go in to rochester minnesota to get a sack, then cruise broadway to find some bitches... fuckin kasson sucks"
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A wonderful place to live. It has the best of both worlds because it has the positives of a huge community but it has that nice small town feel. In 2008 it was said to be one of the best places to live in america by cnn. each July there is an extravagant festival called the slice of shoreview which includes live entertainment, rides, games, food, and much more. Most everyone that lives in Shoreview are friendly and welcoming.
I love my hometown of Shoreview, Minnesota.
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The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.
Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.
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