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The act of intercepting another's penis, with your penis, before insertion into a vagina. This is usually done with the element of surprise.
Yo, Pat patriot missiled my dick last night right before I was gonna get balls deep in Cindy.
The is a place where a man's "missile" can "take off." Nickname for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: The missile base was unaccommodating. The mission was a failure
Guy 2: That sucks man.
When a man ejaculates a pint or more of semen.
"Bitch I'm gonna bust a fucking cum missile all over yo face"
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The act of covering one's penis with shit with the sole intention of having another lick all but the tip off, when the male climaxes the semen fires out along with the poop.
Iris enjoyed the taste of the scat missile as she smiled with her Dirty Sanchez.
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when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.
i scottish missiled her last night
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the male version of cameltoe, i.e., when you can see the guy's package because of the tightness of the pants
Wow, Jim's missile toe nearly put my eye out today when he walked up to my cubicle.
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A douche of extreme proportion, known to terrorize the undouched world with his/her annoying and entirely useless presence, pathetic witticisms, and overall offensiveness.
Dan is not your average douche. He is a flaming douche missile.
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