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gorilla in the mist

Taking a shit in someone shower and turning the shower on hot to add a misty effect.

I wanted to do something fucked up to Colin the other night. I almost upperdecked him, but instead decided to leave him a gorilla in the mist.

by Mcgirt June 23, 2008


Red mist

Also known as squidwards suicide. Is a popular creepypasta that depicts squidward with red eyes and are bleeding.

“Dude did u watch Red mist yet? It’s so creepy

by Internetsavior September 24, 2019


Montgoris Mist

The rain-like mist that emanates from the cooling towers located on the rooftop of the St.John's University "Montgoris" Dining Hall. The contents of the mist are unknown.

I must use my umbrella to protect me from the Montgoris Mist.

by Mitch Silverstein March 08, 2010


anal mist

1. the small vapor cloud accompanying a hot, chemical-carbon fart. 2. The END-result of eating jalepenos, corn, peanuts, chocolate, Texas Red chili, and ice cream (all at once); topped off by hot coffee.

I stained my tidy-whities with a blast of anal mist.

by Jack May-hoffer November 12, 2004


swigging mist

Vaping

I walked into the bathroom and saw this dude swigging mist.

by Nyelator August 29, 2022


Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.

Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...

by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016


The White Mist

Spraying your jizz into the back of an electric fan, making sure that the fan blows your load out, in a shotgun like fashion.

Use The White Mist on a girl that is asleep.
Use The White Mist in a contest to see who can get the best range/distance.
Use The White Mist onto a dart board.
Use The White Mist on a pass out friend.

by inevitable_innovator July 05, 2009