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1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.
2 An inspiring sexual experience.
After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.
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Screwing around or wasting time and or procrastinating.
Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!
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90 percent of cock and balls and 10 percent of rubber
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when you have sex with a whale
I was having moby dick untill the whale said "No Way"
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A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.
I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.
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a sexual position in which the penetrator does a backbend in a shallow pool, so only his erect penis is sticking perpendicular above the water.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
person 1: "Wow you can hold your breath for a really long time!"
person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "
To space out, become aloof, not pay attention to anything going on in around you.
I tried to get my dog to pay attention, but he totally wanted to Moby-out