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Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 14, 2016


Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.

This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H

by JohnHector May 16, 2022


moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.

don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?

by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023


homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 3, 2016


Moisture Oyster

A part of the female anatomy. (Vagina)

I would love to put my mouth on her moisture oyster!

by Byrd Kirkpatrick January 14, 2020