Moke off

Phrase: Used when one is too high to fully reply to a 'smoke off' challenge (see smoke off (n)). As their head remains on their shoulder, as they are too high to move, they will mumble 'moke off' so they are not called douche bags for turning down a smoke off.

Consider a typical stoner group of 7-8 people:

Stoner 1: "Pussies, I'm not even high! Smo smo smoke off!"
Said in tandem:
Stoner 2: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 3: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 4: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 5: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 6: "Smo smo smoke off"
Said after stoners 1-6 finish
Stoner 7: "Moke off"
Stoner 1: "Stoner 7 is definitely too high for a smoke off"

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Ja-Moke

A regular no-frills guy, not stupid, not smart, not handsome, not ugly.

He's just a Ja-Moke.

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Moke Raver

A person or group of people (Usually Hawaiian or Part-Hawaiian males) that exhibits the behaviors of such traits (Obnoxious, Aggressive, Ignorant, Disrespectful, Egotistical) in Electronic Music Events. Usually lacking respect and knowing of the scene and disrupting the people in it.

Moke Ravers, usually seen shirtless and talking in a 'Pidgin' accent. Main goals are to prey on Raver girls, steal and start fights with other mokes from other areas within a 2-Mile radius.

Mostly all Raver Mokes are intoxicated at such events and act accordingly to behaviors of the average Moke.

"Wow you see that dude trying to shuffle?"

"Yeah they all look like they don't belong here"

"What a bunch of Moke Ravers"

vanilla moke

a white hawaiian person

ho shit look at dat vanilla moke ova dea

Moke and Poop

The process of taking a moke/mole from a bong, preferably packed 70% tobacco/30% weed, and having the urgent need to poop before the moke or after. The spins of the moke combined with the dump produce a sort of euphoric feeling.

-Man it's 8 am and we got to class, you're really gonna take a moke now?
- I gotta start my day out right, can't do that without a moke and poop!

Moke vent

A vent located somewhere in Hong Kong, China that was originally "Smoke Vent", but the letter "S" fell off

Hey guys, look at that moke vent!

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Moke Hitler

A person that will not share a moke

"Hey Lammy you're a right little moke hitler"

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