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Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.
My wife asked for ice cream so I gave her a Mongolian Sundae.
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A sexual act in which one man takes a pee into a woman's mouth. The woman then proceeds to his anus. She then spits the piss into the butthole, immediately after she clamps the butthole shut. The man then farts or pushes extremely hard to get the traveled piss out and onto the girl's head/face. Like a waterfall...in Mongolia.
Me and my girlfriend tried the mongolian waterfall and we just can't go back! Its great.
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when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!
person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?
person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!
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The act of defecating on one's face leaving one line of feces across the eyes, and another line down the nose. Like Arabian goggles, but with excrement. Used more of an insult than a sexual maneuver.
That girl was a total bitch to me, so I gave her a Mongolian Helmet.
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Located on the vagina of an asian woman, this is where you place food for heating and flavorful purposes.
John ran out of soy sauce and the electricity was turned off so he invited Kate over to use her Mongolian Microwave. He sat her down and timed it for 1:45, the food was delicious.
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Something I don't think actually exists
Random person: Hey, do the Mongolians have a Navy?
Me: Fucked if I know, mate
Random person: Oh, thanks anyway
Me: Whatever
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When you spray fart on a girl when she is licking your taint. The girl then throws up on your balls all the while she is jacking you off and you cum on her bangs.
This hooker i met last night was good in bed, she even gave me an mongolian barbeque.
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