monked

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

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monked

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

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monk

monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.

"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"

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MONK

Pussy, vagina, whatever other words are used to describe this area of the female body

Wow! She is so hot I would eat her monk.

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monk

-verb (used without object)

1. to defecate in a common area without provocation

The drunken, boisterous roommate shamelessly monked in the TV room.

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monk

1. a friend or acquaintance

2. a greeting to a friend or acquaintance used in a similar manner is "homeboy", "vato", "g", and "homey ill skillet".

1. Steve-o is awesome. He is such a monk.

2. What up monk?

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monk

an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.

Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!

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