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variant: mopemouth
when you have done something inexorably foolhardy, and then you, have been stuck with the mope. nothing that you can say or do will regain you a measure of dignity that day. you are stuck with the mope, causing you a bastion of shame until you can incrementally redeem yourself.
gentleman #1: *says something inexcusably dull or vulgar*
gentleman #2: "..."
gentleman #3: "holy shit gentleman #1, you are fucken, stuck with the mope."
gentleman #2: "agreed, you got the mopemouth somethin' awful motherfucker."
gentleman #1: *shamefully recedes into background plotting redemptive act*
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pornography entails when one man shoves his Phallus into one/many parts of a car
Moped Porn
"hey josh saw you was into Modped porn?"
"yea its great we should go for a drive some time?"
"yea maybe we can double team your ped"
":P"
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An argument strategy in which a contender lets an opponent fatigue themself by feigning sadness, guilt, and repentance, allowing the contender to later execute offensive maneuvers and win the fight.
“I thought I was winning the argument but it turns out Betsy pulled a mope-a-dope; she’s like the Muhammad Ali of marital tiffs.”
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when a woman takes the seat of a bicycle sticks the remaining bar in her ass and lets a dog lick her clitoris
After a long day at work she had a nice russian moped
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when someone is sad and they smoke some weed
All he does is mope and dope in the corner listening to sad songs.
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Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.
ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.
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