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a religion that has taken over the city of idaho falls. idaho falls now has the second highest mormon population in the world. if u r not mormon u are treaded unequally. the mormons try to take the picture off the sides of victoris secret and do all sorts of stupid crap like that. mormons usually will not talk to non mormons.
I am not a mormon and i never will be.
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A follower of a multiple-wived fool who has made hundreds of false prophecies (talking to Jesus through a hat, none the less...)
Like to think they're Christian but are not as they are POLYTHEISTIC.
Moron with an extra "m"
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A bullshit religeon that apparantly bases itself on love and compassion towards people, yet they hate everyone who isn't mormon, especially african-americans and jews. Some weird saidist by the name of Joseph Smith founded the cult that deems itself christian but is not universally considered as such. It is also a highly supersitious religeon that believes in odditys' such as becoming a god when one dies if they are mormon faithful. The truth of the matter is Joseph Smith has no hard evidence for what he witnessed and the people that believe him are gullible and brainwashed. He was also a racist cracker and just wanted a method to make his followers into sepratists. Most mormonites are believed to have an intensified localised population in Salt Lake City, Utah. This is where the cult was founded or what obscure records give rise to.... HHHAAAHAHAHAHA.
Jan: Have you ever heard of a mormon.
Lars: Yeah they believe in some strange stuff that contridicts what they geniunly believe in which is based on no hard evidence at all.
Jan: Yeah mormons suck ass.
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Those assholes that ring your doorbell asking to talk to you about their religion.
*knock knock*
*opens door*
"Hi we're mormon missionaries from LDS and we were wondering if you could take some time out of your day....."
*slam*
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Individual who believes that a narcissistic dude (me - Joseph Smith) found some golden plates passed straight from the heavens (hehe) which bore the words of god (hehe again). Mormons give lots of their earnings (>10%) to the "church" (cult organization), the men traditionally have many women (younger the better) for themselves (although the book of mormon has had to be re-written a few times to keep it just mildly less than ridiculous with each new generation – but there are still some die-hard fundamentalist mormons), and the boys have to abstain from the sexy during a (ideally) 2 year mission with a buddy in order to concentrate on pushing the cult's teachings (although this commonly leads to nothing more than 2 years of mental anguish, excessive masturbation and homosexual tendency) . After their mission the boys can then find their bride(s) online or from cousins and proceed to produce as many children as possible for further indoctrination and to eventually try to take over the world.
Wrap all of these beliefs in a fine package for any horny young man or heavily indoctrinated or disempowered young lady (neophyte nincompoops) and you are on your way to making a "mormon."
Too numerous to mention but check out any other sick cult that is either in existence or has came to pass: Jim Jones and "The People's Temple"(Jonestown), Scientology, Father Divine, David Koresh and the Branch Davidians, Charles Manson and "The Family," Marshall Herff Applewhite and Bonnie "Ti" Lu Trusdale Nettles' of Heaven's Gate, Jehovah's Witness... more coming to a town near you.
I am mormon, therefore I am moron.
Can't make normal out of mormon but you can make moron.
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I happen to be a mormon only because my fuckin parents make me go to the church. i hate my religion
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(n) code name for security officer of all forms
I wanted to go stroodling, but the mormon was on patrol.
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