Mother

Those anoying people that only say anoying, stupid, embarassing shit. Even so, you can't call them on it because you need their money.

"Do you love your mother"=
"I want to punch her in her idiotic, old face but, I need a ride to the movie."

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Mother

The person who makes you dinner, drives you around and all and all, should do everything for you. This person should be loving, caring and be with you in any time of need. Often, this persons name is “erica”

Kids: Mom, What’s for dinner

Mother: Make your own dinner, you stupid shits

Kid: Why

Mother: Just kidding, I’ll make you dinner any time you want

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Mother

general insult, or exclaimation of distaste.

"You absolute mother"
"Ooooooooh someone's a mother"
"Mothers"
"Mothering sunday is drawing near, you cunt"

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Mother

Some one who is evil, or nice and gave birth to you

"Don't be evil mother!!" "I love you mother!"

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mother

not your dad whos been gone for 8 years.
Because we all know that are mother has been to all are scorer games and drove us

mother

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Mother

1) God's gift to man in the form of a beautiful 500ml energy drink.

2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.

1) random dude: yo dude i got a tiny little v energy drink, want some.
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.

2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!

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Mother

MOTHERS ARE HARD WORKING WOMEN THAT ARE LOVED BY OTHER MOTHER'S BEING IN CHARGE OF THE CHILD THEY TAKE CARE OF LIKE A HAWK.

Kid:mom I think Judy from school likes me
Mom: well if Judy touches you in a wrong way call me and I would be ready with a hitman.
Kid:okay mommy I love you ... and he did
Mother: uh oh he will be shot bye 3:00 sharp
Kid : thx mommy

Mother:I love you too know go to sleep
Kid : ok mommy love you goodnight .

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