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mouse moment

A period in someone’s life when they simply eat alone. They have no person at that time to eat with… Which isn’t sad, it’s just their mouse moment; this moment is neither sad, happy, infuriating, nor is it disappointing. It’s just someone getting by through life.

I was halfway through my rice ball in my car which was parked in a random neighborhood, when I realized I was going through a mouse moment.

by Abalt November 1, 2022

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monday mouse

a black eye.

Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."

by I'M THE REAL JOHANNA February 25, 2012


Hickey Mouse

Three hickeys that overlap in such a way that they form the shape of Mickey Mouse's head.

What is that, did you just get attacked by a vampire with a harelip?
No, its just a hickey mouse.

by Mrmcchicken July 5, 2011

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mouse scum

The residue left over on your mouse after excessive gaming or mouse use. Can also be found on keyboard.

We'll game in a second I need to clean off my mouse scum.

by Foryouhehe February 14, 2010

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mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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cunt mouse

Tampon used by women at period time

My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view

by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

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fat mouse

What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.

John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.

by JasonWS May 15, 2007

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