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The patch of hair that rests directly above the small of a person's back.
Look at that guy's butt moustache!
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cum shot between the upper lip and the nose, usually preformed in the month of december or january.
on christmas eve while sally was asleep, i proceeded to give her a frosted moustache.
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Some guy who is an Italian-American who has a very spic-like moustache. He crashed at my summer rental quite often in 2006 and banged all the chicks. Sometimes refered to as Jose Valentine because he looks like that New York Mets player.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.
Guy #1: "The motherfuckin Moustache Man is fucking my girlfriend again."
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"
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Anyone who you see in Michigan who has a patchy weak dirt ass moustache has a westland moustache. mainly because everyone from westland even the women and children are trash and hump in dumpsters in the summer for the love of the smell of hot garbage.
hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.
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Licking deep into someone's bung as though you are digging for gold in the Great Smokey Mountains of North Carolina while sporting a whispy, yet gentlemanly moustache.
*Sauces optional
Oh fuck, I just walked in on Jose giving J.R. a Carolina Moustache!
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A finger is inserted into the vagina that is currently menstruating. The finger is then withdrawn and smeared across the upper lip of an unsuspecting victim. It is similar to a dirty Sanchez, except in the place of feces, menstrual fluid (blood, mucus and vaginal fluid and traces of yeast).
Can be both a form of punishment or sexual fetish act.
Ex. 1: "My boyfriend is really pissing me off right now, I'm thinking about giving him a ginger moustache tonight after he falls asleep."
Ex. 2: "FUCKING HELL! you GINGER MOUSTACHED me after I passed out last night! GROSS!"
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A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election
If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election