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Ms. Maloney

The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.

Wow, she is SUCH a ms. maloney!

by ilovemathexceptnot February 5, 2010

80๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ms. Tonight

A female you are going to hook up with, who has very little chance of it going any further.

She is right for tonight. A slump buster. One night stand.

"Noelle, Lauren, Karen, Gina all already left!"

Not my 1,2,3,4 or 5th choice. I guess -------- will due. Looks like she is Ms. Tonight.

by Gwynnetastic February 1, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ms Searle

Michelle, a short hot english teacher, she has many good qualities about her. She is good looking and has a nice body. She is fun to be around and makes my day.

"She wears a push-up bra like Ms Searle"
"Oh My God she pulled a Douglas"

by Unknown.. August 31, 2007


Ms Selby

A "math teacher" with 0 knowledge of anything math related. A Ms Selby is commonly refered to as "dumber than a blonde girl". If you spot a Ms Selby KILL ON SIGHT, if you do not have the proper equipment, then RUN UR FAT LITTLE ASS OUT OF THERE. As a Ms Selby is banned from most public gathering places for being too dumb, you will probably never have to worry about ever encountering one, but always, ALWAYS carry a handgun for one use and one use only... to shoot this bitch.

Student: Hey have you seen that new netflix show.
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!

by FuckUMsSelby May 12, 2022


Ms Holt

A great Latin teacher. She teaches us with fun activities while speaking Latin.

Ms holt is awesome!

by Yay! Happiness! October 29, 2019


ms kirby

A stupid bitch who acts like she is always on her period. Sometimes a teacher

Look at that ms kirby

by Yo mama!! March 10, 2015


ms bayer

The type of teacher that gives kids more work after taking an entire math state test thats how I made this when i made this i was suppose to be working but I dont wanna work <:C

person 1: omg finally the test is done

Ms bayer:GIVES MORE WORK ADDS HOMEWORK

by cuz why not? December 12, 2019