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To be banging a fat girl doggie style, and have the bitches belly/fat roll hitting your balls the whole time.
I was banging that big girl from work the other night, and had a Madden mud flap going the entire time.
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While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.
My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.
When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.
Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”
is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.
"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."
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The Orlando Mud Flap is what's left over when you wipe your butt on another persons belonging.
I left an Orlando Mud Flap on Jessica's bed after I gave her a Boston Pancake!
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When you have explosive diarrhea and your sagging testicles prevent your liquid defacation from splattering on your hang down.
Thank Allah my Pakistani Mud Flap kept that ass lava from reaching my dick when I shat out that spicy curry disaster.
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A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.
Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.
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