muddy funster

a polite way of saying "mother fucker" or "muddafucka"

"kiss my knee muddy funster"

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THE MUDDY YETI

WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI

YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY

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Muddy Golfing

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.

"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"

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Muddy Mace

A tube sock that has been defecated in and dampened in order to be used as a melee weapon.

"Oh damn, that bitch just got smacked with a muddy mace!"

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Muddy Chewbacca

The act of performing anal sex on another male and pulling out, wiping the tip in the other’s beard and finishing in his mouth while he makes a growling sound like the famed “Chewbacca” character.

I was really giving it to Sal the other day and I decided to give him the Muddy Chewbacca to finish him off.

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muddy acorn

When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex

After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn

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Muddy Lotus

Two women scissoring and shitting at the same time, while a 3rd woman rubs her face in the shit.

Did you hear? Rebecca, Angela, and Kylie did a Muddy Lotus at their sleep over.