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Someone so absolutely cunty that they defy the need to use an offensive sounding word.
The person who broke into my house is a total muffle.
When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.
Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.
Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face
Oh shit suesens muffling debra again
Phone the po po
A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.
While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.
I gave my buddy a Scruffy Muffle and accidently gave him a wisker burn!
The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.
Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you