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muppet

An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.

Pat Kelner is a Muppet.

by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


muppets

Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.

Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.

by Stompbox May 4, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


muppet

1. Excellent creation of the late Jim Henson (Lat. muppetus comedyus)

Timeless comedy characters and stars of stage, screen and motion pictures. Habitat- television studios predominantly but known to inhabit, amongst other areas,: Space, Dickensian Britain and Sesame Street.

2. Bradford Bulls RLFC fan. (Lat. Muppetus fuckwitus)
Easily identifiable by common features such as hats with Bull horns, facepaints, shirts signed by players, cleft pallet, webbed toes etc. Habitat- generally found in large crater in Yorkshire resembling a land fill site. A new species of the Bradford Bulls RLFC fan recently emerged in the Keighley area of West Yorkshire in large numbers. (Lat. Muppetus gloryhuntingbastardus)

"Dad who are those strange looking people with painted faces, silly hats and mullets?"

"Muppets, son"

"Like the ones off the telly?"

"No, son. Much, much more ridiculous."

by Red_In_Yorkshire November 24, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


muppet

M-ost
U-seless
P-olice
P-erson
E-ver
T-rained

PC Savage is a total MUPPET

by Joxx May 2, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


muppet

noun.
1. girl with blonde hair, big boobs and not one brain cell between them. usually dresses in complete supre'.
2. one who does not think for themselves.

mary-kate and ashley are the biggest muppets

by ashley philp March 12, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


muppet

someone who has pointy elbows

lmao ooh im a muppet

by destiny June 20, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


muppet

another word for "wheel" in parts of the northeastern united states

"dammit, that muppet ran over my foot again"

by majordriver November 21, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž